{"id":10267,"date":"2012-08-29T10:21:13","date_gmt":"2012-08-29T08:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=10267"},"modified":"2012-08-29T10:21:13","modified_gmt":"2012-08-29T08:21:13","slug":"una-conversa-a-la-piscina-lesmolet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=10267","title":{"rendered":"Una conversa a la piscina \u00ab L&#8217;esmolet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/esmolet.wordpress.com\/2012\/08\/29\/una-conversa-a-la-piscina\/\">Una conversa a la piscina \u00ab L&#8217;esmolet<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><em>La Comarca<\/em>, columna \u00abViles i gents\u00bb, 31 d\u2019agost de 2012<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Fa calor. Ajaguda a la gandula, la jubilada intenta avan\u00e7ar en la lectura d\u2019un best-seller. Vora seu un matrimoni vigila les evolucions de la filleta.<br \/>\n\u2014\u00a1No te acerques al agua! \u2014fa la mare.<br \/>\n\u2014No patixques tant, que jo la controlo \u2014la tranquil\u00b7litza el marit.<br \/>\n\u00c9s una altra de les parelles que, tot i parlar en catal\u00e0 entre ells, han decidit fer-ho en castell\u00e0 amb els fills.<br \/>\n\u2014Per qu\u00e8 no li parleu com natros? \u2014pregunta la lectora distreta.<br \/>\nEl matrimoni es mira i arronsen els muscles.<br \/>\n\u2014I qu\u00e8 m\u00e9s d\u00f3na? \u2014fa el marit\u2014 Total, el castell\u00e0 l\u2019ent\u00e9n tothom.<br \/>\n\u2014\u00c9s que no volem que tingue problemes a l\u2019escola. La mestra mos ha dit que millor que li parl\u00e9ssem castell\u00e0\u2026 \u2014diu la dona.<br \/>\nLa del llibre mira al seu voltant i constata que no s\u00f3n els \u00fanics que segueixen estes directrius tan poc pedag\u00f2giques. Entre els matrimonis mixtes i els que no volen \u00abproblemes\u00bb, s\u00f3n majoria els que s\u2019adrecen en castell\u00e0 als fills.<br \/>\n\u2014Si la cosa seguix aix\u00ed, d\u2019aqu\u00ed a poc ning\u00fa far\u00e0 servir la nostra parla \u2014insisteix la dona.<br \/>\n\u2014No dona, no. Ac\u00ed sempre s\u2019ha parlat i es parlar\u00e0, el xapurriau \u2014diu el marit amb l\u2019aplom de qui t\u00e9 les coses clares.<br \/>\n\u2014Vols dir\u2026? \u2014fa la jubilada una mica fatigada pel tema\u2014. No crec que de grans, la vostra xiqueta i tots eixos menuts, es passon a la nostra llengua per art de m\u00e0gia. Veig m\u00e9s f\u00e0cil que els pocs que s\u00ed que la p\u00e0rlon l\u2019aband\u00f3non perqu\u00e8 no els valdr\u00e0 per a res.<br \/>\nEl pare s\u2019aixeca de cop i agafa la nena, que s\u2019havia acostat massa a la piscina.<br \/>\n\u2014\u00bfQu\u00e9 te ha dicho mam\u00e1? No pases la valla, que te puedes caer al agua \u2014la renya.<br \/>\nTorna al llibre, per\u00f2 les lletres li ballen davant els ulls. De fons, el xipolleig dels banyistes i els crits de la canalla, tots en un castell\u00e0 monol\u00edtic.<br \/>\nLes orinetes sobrevolen el recinte, a l\u2019espera del seu torn per abeurar. \u00abD\u2019ac\u00ed deu o quinze anys no en quedar\u00e0 cap, d\u2019orineta \u2014pensa la lectora de best-sellers\u2014. Nom\u00e9s \u2018golondrinas\u2019\u00bb.<br \/>\nI sent com si el m\u00f3n s\u2019an\u00e9s pansint sense remei: fent-se petit, eixut i mooolt avorrit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Una conversa a la piscina \u00ab L&#8217;esmolet. La Comarca, columna \u00abViles i gents\u00bb, 31 d\u2019agost de 2012 Fa calor. Ajaguda a la gandula, la jubilada intenta avan\u00e7ar en la lectura d\u2019un best-seller. Vora seu un matrimoni vigila les evolucions de la filleta. \u2014\u00a1No te acerques al agua! \u2014fa la mare. \u2014No patixques tant, que jo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[37,10,5,26,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-activisme","category-matarranya","category-normalitzacio-del-catala","category-situacio-sociolinguistica","category-viles-i-gents"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10267"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10268,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10267\/revisions\/10268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}