{"id":12189,"date":"2013-06-10T09:15:28","date_gmt":"2013-06-10T07:15:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=12189"},"modified":"2013-06-10T09:15:28","modified_gmt":"2013-06-10T07:15:28","slug":"lapao-i-lapapyp-centren-alguns-fragments-de-burla-de-la-pastorada-de-benavarri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=12189","title":{"rendered":"LAPAO i LAPAPYP centren alguns fragments de burla de la Pastorada de Benavarri"},"content":{"rendered":"

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La Pastorada de Benavarri (la Franja) del 8 de juny de 2013 va burlar-se de les denominacions LAPAO i LAPAPYP. El p\u00fablic se va descollonar bona mira. De feit, se va descollonar tant que l”actor que feva d’AMO se va veri for\u00e7at a fer una pausa abans dels dos darrers versos i, com que el p\u00fablic no parava de riure, els va haver de dir com va podre.
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AMO:
\nO aquell tros de Pastorada
\nde fa temps que diva aix\u00ed:
\n(Pausa xica.)<\/p>\n

\u201cQuan miram las giradas d’este lloc,
\npodem veri las cosas ja passadas,
\nque creu\u00e9vam eternament fundadas,
\ndesfer-se entre las pedras poc a poc.<\/p>\n

Agon est\u00e0 la una i el seu toc?
\nVa gent a las cadollas apartadas?
\nQuan fa que als tarroquets no nyai aladas?
\nQui conta q\u00fcentos vells davant del foc?<\/p>\n

De tant que corre el temps devorador,
\npareix que tot se perde pel cam\u00ed
\ni que de res mos queda la llagor;<\/p>\n

per\u00f2, mentras pugam parlar i sentir
\nel nostre catal\u00e0 d’Amo i Pastor,
\ncap vida del passat no ha de morir.\u201d
\n(Pausa.)<\/p>\n

PASTOR:
\nAi, ai, ai, me’n vaig, me’n vaig!<\/p>\n

AMO:
\nQuieto i vine cap a ac\u00ed.
\nHe dit res pa que t’espantes
\ni no pugas ni tartir?<\/p>\n

PASTOR:
\nOspa, \u201cel nostre catal\u00e0\u201d!<\/p>\n

AMO:
\n\u201cd’Amo i Pastor\u201d. S\u00ed ho he dit.
\n\u00c9 una Pastorada vella.<\/p>\n

PASTOR:
\nPues ja la pot corregir.
\nHa de dir \u201cel nostre LAPAO\u201d,<\/p>\n

AMO:
\nQuin LAPAO? Que has begut vi?<\/p>\n

PASTOR:
\nAcabarem beuen oli
\nsi no fa lo que li dic.
\nLas Cortes de Saragossa
\nfar\u00e0 un mes van decidir
\nque a la Franja cal parlar
\nun LAPAO bonico i fi.
\nI que, si no ho accept\u00e0vam,
\nigual veniva hasta ac\u00ed
\nla Luisa Fernanda Rudi
\npa sacar-mos el full\u00ed.
\n(Fa el gest de pegar.)<\/p>\n

AMO:
\nVine, xiqeut, vine, vine.
\n(Agafa el PASTOR per l’orella.)<\/p>\n

Que hi tins un cervell tu ast\u00ed?
\nCom hem d’aprendre LAPAO
\nsi ni existe ni ha existit?<\/p>\n

PASTOR:
\nAi, quin mal! Que s\u00ed que existe:
\nel LAPAO i el LAPAPYP.
\n(L’AMO, sorpr\u00e8s, el deixa anar.)<\/p>\n

AMO:
\nCom?<\/p>\n

PASTOR:
\nAc\u00ed parlam LAPAO
\ni a Graus parlan LAPAPYP.<\/p>\n

AMO:
\nHome, pos ja me conformo,
\nperqu\u00e8 jo solet me’n ric
\npensant que al seu institut
\nel catal\u00e0 l’han prohibit
\ni ara passaran vergonya
\nensenyant el LAPAPYP,
\nque deu ser lo que jo ensenyo
\nsi alguna vine al meu llit.
\n(Pausa.)<\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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