{"id":23844,"date":"2016-10-09T21:09:30","date_gmt":"2016-10-09T19:09:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=23844"},"modified":"2016-10-09T21:09:30","modified_gmt":"2016-10-09T19:09:30","slug":"carregalo-tota-la-de-deu-viles-i-gents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=23844","title":{"rendered":"Carr\u00e9galo: Tota la de D\u00e9u (Viles i gents)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Origen: <em><a href=\"http:\/\/lacomarca.net\/component\/k2\/item\/14828?Itemid=999\">Tota la de D\u00e9u<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<header>\n<h1>Tota la de D\u00e9u<\/h1>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"itemDate\"><time datetime=\"2016-10-08T00:00:00+02:00\"> S\u00e1bado, 08 Octubre 2016 00:00 <\/time><\/li>\n<li class=\"itemAuthor\">Escrito por\u00a0 J.A. Carr\u00e9galo<\/li>\n<li class=\"itemResizer\">tama\u00f1o de la fuente<a id=\"fontDecrease\" href=\"http:\/\/lacomarca.net\/index.php#\">disminuir el tama\u00f1o de la fuente<\/a> <a id=\"fontIncrease\" href=\"http:\/\/lacomarca.net\/index.php#\">aumentar tama\u00f1o de la fuente<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"itemBody\">\n<div class=\"itemIntroText\">\n<p>Sovint vam sentir explicar als majors de casa que, amb comptad\u00edssimes excepcions, i llevat de greus situacions de pen\u00faria, com ara la guerra, a n&#8217;estos pobles nostres mai no s&#8217;havie patit fam.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"itemFullText\">\nEfectivament, cap als anys cinquanta de fam no en pass\u00e0vem. Ara, de gana, els menuts en ten\u00edem tota la de D\u00e9u. I com que de sobres tampoc n&#8217;hi havie moltes, mos les hav\u00edem d&#8217;apatuscar com pod\u00edem per a procurar consol a les nostres afligides panxes, que mai no es cansaven de pidolar.<br \/>\nReconec que jo ho tenia relativament f\u00e0cil, vivint a cavall entre un hostal i una tenda d&#8217;ultramarins, per a aprofitar qualsevol descuit dels grans en benefici propi. Ere per aix\u00f2 que la fam\u00edlia m&#8217;acusave, enrient-se&#8217;n, de ser un &#8220;onso cassoler&#8221;. Ara, jo no em considerava com aquells que voltaven seguit per les cuines fent &#8220;lo pas de tonto&#8221;. Entre altres coses perqu\u00e8 les meues aventures anaven per un altre cant\u00f3.<br \/>\nResulte ser que, ja de ben menut, a casa em van assignar la faena de donar minjar i posar aigua a les gallines cada dia. I jo, que tenia m\u00e9s gana que un soldat, si mon iaio no estave pel galliner de l&#8217;hostal, assentat a la barra del rac\u00f3 que li servie d&#8217;excusat, un dia si i l&#8217;altre tamb\u00e9, furtava un ovet del ponedor i me&#8217;l bevia all\u00ed, impunement, davant de les estupefactes gallines i de la suposada, que no demostrada, impot\u00e8ncia del gall.<br \/>\nPer\u00f2 ja des del primer dia vaig sospitar que all\u00f2 no acabarie b\u00e9. I aix\u00ed va ser. Perqu\u00e8, un mat\u00ed, quan vaig entrar al galliner, el dimoni del gall m&#8217;estave esperant per a jugar-me-la. I des del pal de les gallines, batent les ales tan fort com podie, lo gran can\u00fas se&#8217;m va tirar a l&#8217;esquena i em va fotre el cap tan ple de picotades que me les vaig sentir un mes sancer.<br \/>\nAmb all\u00f2 ja va quedar prou clar qui ere l&#8217;amo del corral. I mai m\u00e9s vaig gosar tocar els ous. Ni los de les gallines, ni, per descomptat, los del gall.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Origen: Tota la de D\u00e9u Tota la de D\u00e9u S\u00e1bado, 08 Octubre 2016 00:00 Escrito por\u00a0 J.A. Carr\u00e9galo tama\u00f1o de la fuentedisminuir el tama\u00f1o de la fuente aumentar tama\u00f1o de la fuente Sovint vam sentir explicar als majors de casa que, amb comptad\u00edssimes excepcions, i llevat de greus situacions de pen\u00faria, com ara la guerra, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-matarranya","category-viles-i-gents"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23844","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=23844"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23845,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23844\/revisions\/23845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=23844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=23844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=23844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}