{"id":25338,"date":"2017-04-20T12:55:37","date_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=25338"},"modified":"2017-04-20T12:55:37","modified_gmt":"2017-04-20T10:55:37","slug":"j-a-carregalo-una-odissea-viles-i-gents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=25338","title":{"rendered":"J. A. Carr\u00e9galo: Una odissea | Viles i Gents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Origen: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/vilesigents.wordpress.com\/2017\/03\/24\/una-odissea\/\">Una odissea | Viles i Gents<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"entry-title\"><\/h1>\n<div class=\"entry-content clear\">\n<p><strong>(Publicada a La Comarca el 24 de mar\u00e7 del 2017)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Per a qui les ha de patir les oposicions s\u00f3n una odissea. Clar que la satisfacci\u00f3 que proporcione el superar-les compense sobradament el sacrifici.<\/p>\n<p>Avan\u00e7ave l\u2019any 1971 quan vaig decidir presentar-me a les d\u2019auxiliars de just\u00edcia. Del \u201cmeu\u201d jutjat hi vam anar la Merc\u00e8 i jo (\u00e9rem bons amics i els dos hi col\u00b7labor\u00e0vem com a meritoris). I de les diferents proves de l\u2019oposici\u00f3 la primera ere la que m\u00e9s tem\u00edem. Consistie en copiar un text a m\u00e0quina (no el\u00e8ctrica) en tretze minuts i a una velocitat m\u00ednima de dos-centes sixanta pulsacions per minut. Aquella ere una prova eliminat\u00f2ria i, com a tal, mos tenie als dos acoquinats. Un mal dia \u2014pens\u00e0vem\u2014 el podie tindre qualsevol; i si les coses no anaven prou b\u00e9, all\u00ed s\u2019esfumarien totes les il\u00b7lusions.<\/p>\n<p>Per\u00f2 a Madrid la m\u00e0quina d\u2019escriure l\u2019havies de dur tu. No te la posaven. De les port\u00e0tils ning\u00fa se\u2019n fiave, ja que s\u2019\u201cencasquillaven\u201d molt. Ere per aix\u00f2 que confi\u00e0vem m\u00e9s en les grans que feem anar a diari a l\u2019oficina. Ara, com que eren molt pesades i voluminoses calie resoldre el problema del transport. Finalment jo, per no anar amb la m\u00e0quina a volteres, vaig aconseguir que d\u2019un jutjat de Madrid me\u2019n dixaren una id\u00e8ntica. Per\u00f2 la companya nom\u00e9s tenie fe en la seua, la de cada dia. I, tota decidida, li va demanar a un fuster que li preparare un caix\u00f3 convenientment adaptat. Per m\u00e9s que vam insistir no vam poder fer-la canviar d\u2019opini\u00f3. I ja tenim als dos j\u00f3vens opositors viatjant en tren cap a la capital amb tan ins\u00f2lit i inc\u00f2mode equipatge. Ara, per a tranquil\u00b7litat de la Merc\u00e8, quan vam arribar al lloc de l\u2019examen vam comprovar que entre la gernaci\u00f3 d\u2019examinands i acompanyants que esper\u00e0vem per a realitzar la prova, n\u2019hi havie uns quants que havien pr\u00e9s la mateixa decisi\u00f3 que ella.<\/p>\n<p>Finalment, los dos vam superar el m\u00edtic exercici mecanogr\u00e0fic. I tamb\u00e9 els altres de l\u2019oposici\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Amb els deures fets, l\u20191 de setembre de 1972 prenia possessi\u00f3 del meu primer dest\u00ed funcionarial. Tenia vint-i-un anys. I amb una faena i un sou segurs comen\u00e7ava a acariciar el futur.<\/p>\n<p><strong>J.A. Carr\u0117galo<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Origen: Una odissea | Viles i Gents (Publicada a La Comarca el 24 de mar\u00e7 del 2017) Per a qui les ha de patir les oposicions s\u00f3n una odissea. Clar que la satisfacci\u00f3 que proporcione el superar-les compense sobradament el sacrifici. Avan\u00e7ave l\u2019any 1971 quan vaig decidir presentar-me a les d\u2019auxiliars de just\u00edcia. 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