{"id":25920,"date":"2017-06-27T14:10:44","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T12:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=25920"},"modified":"2017-06-27T14:19:32","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T12:19:32","slug":"el-curica-viles-i-gents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=25920","title":{"rendered":"J. A. Carr\u00e9galo: El \u201ccurica\u201d | Viles i Gents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Origen: <em><a href=\"https:\/\/vilesigents.wordpress.com\/2017\/06\/19\/el-curica\/\">El \u201ccurica\u201d | Viles i Gents<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<div class=\"entry-content clear\">\n<p><strong>(Publicada a La Comarca el 16 de juny del 2017)<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Tot pareix indicar que jo estava predestinat al sacerdoci. I no \u00e9s estrany, ja que el clima, a casa, ere summament propici. Piadoses a m\u00e9s no poder, la iaia Adoraci\u00f3n i sa germana, la tia Isabel, cada dia, quan estaven juntes, no perdien ocasi\u00f3 de passar el rosari. I ma mare ere tamb\u00e9 molt religiosa.<\/p>\n<p>En eixe ambient devot em vaig criar. I per aix\u00f2 \u00e9s normal que alguns dels meus records m\u00e9s antics em sit\u00faon, amb ma germana Pili, a la falsa de casa Sastron vestit amb llargues i acolorides robes que, posades a imitaci\u00f3 de les t\u00faniques, d\u2019alguna manera mos recordaven la indument\u00e0ria dels bisbes. I amb aquell abillament, i amb un gran anell al dit, jo em figurava ser un pr\u00edncep de la Igl\u00e9sia.<\/p>\n<p>Partint d\u2019eixes premisses, i fiant-me de la mem\u00f2ria, amb el pas dels anys en lo meu interior havie anat prenent cos la idea que, de menut, la meua\u00a0 principal il\u00b7lusi\u00f3 havie segut la de ser bisbe, obviant, des de la perspectiva infantil, lo pas previ pel capellanatge. Per\u00f2 anava errat. I de l\u2019error em va traure fa poc una senyora, que va ser ve\u00efna nostra i bona amiga de ma mare. L\u2019an\u00e8cdota que em va contar, de la que en s\u00f3c protagonista, no t\u00e9 desperdici.<\/p>\n<p>Va ser un dia, quan comptava cinc anys, que, com tantes altres voltes, aquella jove, que aleshores en tindrie desset, se\u2019m va endur a casa seua a jugar i a fer-li companyia. Per\u00f2 ella patie de mal d\u2019esquena i havie de guardar rep\u00f3s i, per tal causa, de tant en tant s\u2019havie d\u2019estirar al llit. Per aix\u00f2, quan va necessitar git\u00e2\u2019s, per no dix\u00e2\u2019m solet jugant em va preguntar:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013Escucha To\u00f1\u00edn, quieres venir a hacer la siesta conmigo?<\/p>\n<p>I jo, com si fore la cosa m\u00e9s normal del m\u00f3n, sense eixecar la vista de la jugarota, li vaig contestar :<\/p>\n<p>\u2013No, que yo tengo que ser curica y no puedo acostarme con mujeres.<\/p>\n<p>El cert \u00e9s que la carrera eclesi\u00e0stica de l\u2019espavilat \u201ccurica\u201d mont-rog\u00ed que jugave a ser bisbe va quedar truncada ben prompte. Per\u00f2 eixa \u00e9s una altra hist\u00f2ria.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jos\u00e9 Antonio Carr\u00e9galo<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Origen: El \u201ccurica\u201d | Viles i Gents (Publicada a La Comarca el 16 de juny del 2017) Tot pareix indicar que jo estava predestinat al sacerdoci. I no \u00e9s estrany, ja que el clima, a casa, ere summament propici. Piadoses a m\u00e9s no poder, la iaia Adoraci\u00f3n i sa germana, la tia Isabel, cada dia, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25920","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-matarranya","category-viles-i-gents"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25920","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25920"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25920\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25922,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25920\/revisions\/25922"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}