{"id":3202,"date":"2010-02-13T18:31:08","date_gmt":"2010-02-13T16:31:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=3202"},"modified":"2010-02-13T18:31:08","modified_gmt":"2010-02-13T16:31:08","slug":"viles-i-gents-l%e2%80%99escarment-february-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=3202","title":{"rendered":"Viles i Gents :: L\u2019escarment :: February :: 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3 id=\"post-554\" class=\"storytitle\"><a title=\"Permanent Link: L\u2019escarment\" rel=\"bookmark\" href=\"http:\/\/vilesigents.blogsome.com\/2010\/02\/13\/p554\/\">L\u2019escarment<\/a><\/h3>\n<div class=\"meta\"><strong>J. A. Carr\u00e9galo<\/strong> Categoria: <a title=\"View all posts in Article Viles i Gents\" rel=\"category tag\" href=\"http:\/\/vilesigents.blogsome.com\/category\/article-viles-i-gents\/\">Article  Viles i Gents<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"storycontent\">\n<p>L\u2019adolesc\u00e8ncia \u00e9s una etapa de la vida que tots ham volgut  superar r\u00e0pidament. Per tal causa, amb l\u2019\u00e0nsia d\u2019arribar a grans, els  adolescents ham tractat sempre d\u2019imitar en tot als adults. A mi tamb\u00e9  m\u2019agradave fer-me l\u2019home fumant-me un cigarret i intentant empassar-me  el fum. Los meus primers contactes amb lo tabac van ser en la protectora  soledat dels corrals de casa, primerament amb algun Celtas furtat  sigil\u2022losament del paquet de mon pare i despr\u00e9s amb lo Rex, que ja ere  emboquillat. M\u00e9s endavant, en una ocasi\u00f3, vaig poder gustar un cigarret  ros de la marca Bisonte i all\u00f2 em va par\u00e8ixer el s\u00fammum del plaer. Per\u00f2  es coneix que alg\u00fa em deurie vigilar perqu\u00e9, un dia, a l\u2019edat de dotze  anys, en una sobretaula, ma mare em va preguntar obertament si  m\u2019agradave fumar. Sense esperar resposta va continuar dient que em tenie  guardat un gran cigarro i que, si me\u2019l volia fumar, me\u2019l donarie per a  les festes majors. I nom\u00e9s em va ficar una condici\u00f3: que me l\u2019hauria de  fumar d\u2019una sola tirada. Ignorant de m\u00ed, ho vaig acceptar sense  pensar-m\u2019ho. I el dia de la Mare de D\u00e9u d\u2019Agost, despr\u00e9s de dinar, amb  tota la fam\u00edlia reunida a la taula i expectant, ma mare, complint la  promesa, me\u2019l va donar. I fins i tot em va ajudar a encendre\u2019l. De  primer em va par\u00e8ixer molt bo i, content com un g\u00ednjol, vaig comen\u00e7ar a  fer grans piparrades. Fins que, en un determinat moment, despr\u00e9s  d\u2019estar-me una bona estona xuplant, tot em va comen\u00e7ar a donar voltes i  em van vindre uns retortillons de panxa molt forts que van desembocar en  un mal de cap horror\u00f3s i en una gran vomitera. Em van pujar a una sala  del pis de dalt i all\u00ed em vaig estar totes les festes gitat sobre un  matalap i dormint la borratxera entre suors, al\u2022lucinacions, tremolors i  v\u00f2mits. Segur que els meus pares van estar molt preocupats pensant que  potser n\u2019havien fet una mica massa, per\u00f2 el cert \u00e9s que la medicina que  em van subministrar va ser molt efectiva.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vilesigents.blogsome.com\/2010\/02\/13\/p554\/\">Viles i Gents :: L\u2019escarment :: February :: 2010<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u2019escarment J. A. Carr\u00e9galo Categoria: Article Viles i Gents L\u2019adolesc\u00e8ncia \u00e9s una etapa de la vida que tots ham volgut superar r\u00e0pidament. Per tal causa, amb l\u2019\u00e0nsia d\u2019arribar a grans, els adolescents ham tractat sempre d\u2019imitar en tot als adults. A mi tamb\u00e9 m\u2019agradave fer-me l\u2019home fumant-me un cigarret i intentant empassar-me el fum. 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