{"id":34862,"date":"2021-10-21T10:43:04","date_gmt":"2021-10-21T08:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=34862"},"modified":"2021-10-21T11:07:05","modified_gmt":"2021-10-21T09:07:05","slug":"lo-tio-maties-contalles-de-fornols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=34862","title":{"rendered":"Lo ti\u00f3 Maties | Contalles de F\u00f3rnols"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pedro2013dotcom.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/10\/2014-03-16.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-3293 alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2014-03-16.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/2014-03-16.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pedro2013dotcom.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/10\/2014-03-16.jpg?w=600&amp;h=800 600w, https:\/\/pedro2013dotcom.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/10\/2014-03-16.jpg?w=113&amp;h=150 113w, https:\/\/pedro2013dotcom.files.wordpress.com\/2021\/10\/2014-03-16.jpg?w=225&amp;h=300 225w\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3293\" \/><\/a>LA SARDINETA<\/p>\n<p>Jo tindria uns nou anys i un dia ma mare me va enviar a comprar sardineta a casa del <em>ti\u00f3<\/em> Maties i la <em>ti\u00e0<\/em> Ramona (la seua dona).<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Pedro, agarra diners i marxa volant a comprar sardineta a casa del <em>ti\u00f3<\/em> Maties, que si no s\u2019acabar\u00e0. Quan arribos, crida a la <em>ti\u00e0<\/em> Ramona des de l\u2019entrada i baixar\u00e0 a atendre\u2019t \u2014me va dir ma mare, mentres pelave unes pataques per a ficar-les al top\u00ed del cocido.<\/p>\n<p>Vaig agarrar un duro i un cabasset d\u2019anar a comprar i me\u2019n vaig anar a escape cap a la pla\u00e7a. Mentres caminava pel carrer de Baix, anava infundat repetint mentalment lo nom de la <em>ti\u00e0<\/em> Ramona per a que no me s\u2019olvidare pel cam\u00ed. La <em>ti\u00e0<\/em> Vicenta de Borr\u00e0s me va veure passar i me va dir:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Pedro! Vas a comprar sardineta?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014S\u00ed \u2014li vaig contestar tot estranyat\u2014. Com ho ha endevinat?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Perqu\u00e8 anaves repetint en veu baixa: \u201c<em>ti\u00e0<\/em> Ramona, <em>ti\u00e0<\/em> Ramona\u201d. Ja fas com ton pare, que parleu sols quan aneu cavilosos \u2014me va dir enrient-se una mica de que pensara en veu alta sense acatar-me\u2019n.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_3293\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\" data-shortcode=\"caption\"><\/div>\n<div data-shortcode=\"caption\">\n<p>Continuar llegint&#8230;<em><a href=\"https:\/\/pedro2013dotcom.wordpress.com\/2021\/10\/17\/lo-tio-maties\/?fbclid=IwAR1UaHAEL_U0Vu41p_-hYfifXj6MawrdKvCMKDgeUAuQWffZMSMQ7mtjQXc\">Lo ti\u00f3 Maties | Contalles de F\u00f3rnols<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LA SARDINETA Jo tindria uns nou anys i un dia ma mare me va enviar a comprar sardineta a casa del ti\u00f3 Maties i la ti\u00e0 Ramona (la seua dona). \u2014Pedro, agarra diners i marxa volant a comprar sardineta a casa del ti\u00f3 Maties, que si no s\u2019acabar\u00e0. Quan arribos, crida a la ti\u00e0 Ramona [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34862","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-matarranya"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34862","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34862"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34862\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34865,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34862\/revisions\/34865"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}