{"id":7839,"date":"2011-10-08T12:12:12","date_gmt":"2011-10-08T10:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=7839"},"modified":"2011-10-08T12:12:12","modified_gmt":"2011-10-08T10:12:12","slug":"viles-i-gents-la-mosca-negra-september-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=7839","title":{"rendered":"Viles i Gents :: La mosca negra :: September :: 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; background-color: #ffffff;\">Fa uns mesos parlava a n\u2022esta columna de la mosca negra. I mirant-ho fredament, amb la perspectiva que done el temps, penso que en aquell moment ho vaig fer una mica alegrement, com si la vulguera ignorar. All\u00f2 no va estar b\u00e9. I ho s\u00e9. Perqu\u00e9 en honor a la verdat hai d\u2019admetre que fa ja alguns anys que no me la puc desempellegar de damunt i, per tant, esta mosca ha esdevingut una indesitjada vella amiga meua. Una vella amiga amb una perniciosa mossegada i amb la que, fins ara, sempre mos hav\u00edem trobat per les terres baixes. I per tal causa jo tenia la secreta esperan\u00e7a de qu\u00e9 no la vor\u00edem mai per les nostres muntanyes. Infeli\u00e7 de mi! Descarada com ella sola, enguany, la mosqueta morta \u2014qu\u00e9 dic morta?, si \u00e9s m\u00e9s viva que la fam!\u2014 s\u2019ha decidit a remuntar no solament lo Matarranya sin\u00f3 tamb\u00e9 el Tastavins. Ara b\u00e9: hi ha qui diu que esta mosca no \u00e9s nova per estes terres, ja que sempre hi ha estat, per les vores dels rius. Jo ho desconec. I l\u2019\u00fanic que puc argumentar \u00e9s que a mi, fins ara, no m\u2019havie atacat mai a Mont-roig. Per\u00f2 enguany, la molt tra\u00efdora, una vesprada que vaig tindre l\u2019ocurr\u00e8ncia de baixar a l\u2019hort a collir tomates en pantalons curts, se\u2019n va voler aprofitar i es va decidir a espatllar-me les meues pl\u00e0cides vacacions, atacant-me sense pietat per la zona dels sofrages. Recordo que fa cinc anys, amb la primera mossegada, se\u2019m va unflar tant la cama que vaig haver de passar pel servei d\u2019urg\u00e8ncies. Per\u00f2 ara, escarmentat a c\u00f2pia de mossos, ja n\u2019hai apr\u00e9s. I, estiga a on estiga, tinc sempre a m\u00e0 els granulets d\u2019\u201cApis mellifica\u201d, un remei homeop\u00e0tic fet a partir del ver\u00ed d\u2019abella que \u00e9s gaireb\u00e9 miracul\u00f3s ja que fa baixar la inflamaci\u00f3 en poques hores. En tot cas tinc ja molt clar que entre la primavera i la tardor, quan ixca al monte, em tocar\u00e0 portar tot lo cos cobert. Fins i tot la cara i les mans, si \u00e9s menester.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; background-color: #ffffff;\">Publicat a la columna \u00abViles i gents\u00bb de\u00a0<em>La Comarca<\/em>, edici\u00f3 del 16 de setembre de 2011.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/vilesigents.blogsome.com\/2011\/09\/18\/la-mosca-negra\/\">Viles i Gents :: La mosca negra :: September :: 2011<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fa uns mesos parlava a n\u2022esta columna de la mosca negra. I mirant-ho fredament, amb la perspectiva que done el temps, penso que en aquell moment ho vaig fer una mica alegrement, com si la vulguera ignorar. All\u00f2 no va estar b\u00e9. I ho s\u00e9. Perqu\u00e9 en honor a la verdat hai d\u2019admetre que fa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[37,10,25,5,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-activisme","category-matarranya","category-mesqui","category-normalitzacio-del-catala","category-viles-i-gents"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7840,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7839\/revisions\/7840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}