{"id":7927,"date":"2011-10-28T11:47:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T09:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=7927"},"modified":"2011-10-28T11:47:05","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T09:47:05","slug":"la-parabola-del-paper-de-vater-%c2%ab-lesmolet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=7927","title":{"rendered":"La par\u00e0bola del paper de v\u00e0ter \u00ab L’esmolet"},"content":{"rendered":"
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La par\u00e0bola del paper de\u00a0v\u00e0ter<\/a><\/h2>\n

Posted by esmolet under\u00a0Articles<\/a>,\u00a0L’esmolet<\/a>
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Columna \u00abL\u2019esmolet\u00bb, Temps de Franja n\u00fam. 110, novembre 2011<\/span><\/p>\n

Hi ha un estrany fenomen, gaireb\u00e9 paranormal, que creia limitat a la intimitat del meu lavabo, per\u00f2 que, a base de freq\u00fcentar d\u2019altres banys, se m\u2019ha revelat com m\u00e9s freq\u00fcent del qu\u00e8 em pensava. Quan un rotlle de paper de v\u00e0ter arriba a la seva fi, el cilindre de cartr\u00f3, talment un esquelet descarnat (\u2018despaperat\u2019, en aquest cas), llangueix al porta-rotlles avergonyit de la pr\u00f2pia nuesa. Generalment, fins que un perepunyetes com jo accedeix a la cambra disposat a fer-ne \u00fas. Mentrestant el rotlle nou, gras i ufan\u00f3s, s\u2019est\u00e0 sobre l\u2019indret m\u00e9s inversemblant i sovint inestable \u2014la vora de la banyera, la cisterna, l\u2019armariet (ja cobert d\u2019altres andr\u00f2mines en precari equilibri) o el mateix porta-rotlles. La incomoditat que aix\u00f2 suposa \u00e9s evident: per a fer-lo servir s\u2019ha d\u2019agafar amb les dues mans, s\u2019ha de tornar a deixar al lloc inadequat i sempre hi ha el risc que acabi rodolant per terra, amb tot el paper escampat per les rajoles (ecs). En canvi, la substituci\u00f3 del gastat pel nou ens ocupa tot just uns segons.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Aquest fet aparentment banal m\u2019ha fet pensar en aquells aspectes de la vida als qu\u00e8 hi apliquem el mateix principi de comoditat malentesa. Hi ha coses que funcionen malament i sense efici\u00e8ncia, per\u00f2 la des\u00eddia no ens deixa fer el gest (a voltes min\u00fascul) que permeti el canvi de din\u00e0mica. O potser \u00e9s que tenim la seguretat inconfessable que ja hi haur\u00e0 alg\u00fa que ho resoldr\u00e0 per nosaltres?<\/span><\/p>\n

La par\u00e0bola del paper de v\u00e0ter \u00ab L’esmolet<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

La par\u00e0bola del paper de\u00a0v\u00e0ter Posted by esmolet under\u00a0Articles,\u00a0L’esmolet Leave a Comment Columna \u00abL\u2019esmolet\u00bb, Temps de Franja n\u00fam. 110, novembre 2011 Hi ha un estrany fenomen, gaireb\u00e9 paranormal, que creia limitat a la intimitat del meu lavabo, per\u00f2 que, a base de freq\u00fcentar d\u2019altres banys, se m\u2019ha revelat com m\u00e9s freq\u00fcent del qu\u00e8 em pensava. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[37,149,10,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7927","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-activisme","category-literatura","category-matarranya","category-mesqui"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7927","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7927"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7927\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7928,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7927\/revisions\/7928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}