{"id":8814,"date":"2012-03-24T14:26:16","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T12:26:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=8814"},"modified":"2012-03-24T14:26:16","modified_gmt":"2012-03-24T12:26:16","slug":"viles-i-gents-literatura-escatologica-march-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/?p=8814","title":{"rendered":"Viles i Gents :: Literatura escatol\u00f2gica :: March :: 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Sovint, un amic meu saragoss\u00e0 proclame als quatre vents que no hi ha plaer m\u00e9s gran a la vida que el fer de ventre. S\u00ed, ja s\u00e9 que \u201cfer de ventre\u201d \u00e9s un eufemisme, per\u00f2 un, quan escriu, mire de ser pol\u00edticament correcte; i quan no ho fa tamb\u00e9. En defensa de tan sorprenent asseveraci\u00f3, l\u2019amic argumenta que la satisfacci\u00f3 que proporcione el defecar pot arribar a ser immensa, inigualable i innenarrable. M\u00e0xime quan, despr\u00e9s d\u2019amollar els sorollosos nuncis precursors de la gran tronada, despr\u00e9s d\u2019aguantar-te estoicament les ganes entre \u00edmprobes esfor\u00e7os, i despr\u00e9s d\u2019intentar localitzar un v\u00e0ter com un posse\u00eft entre forts retortillons de panxa, finalment aconseguixes evacuar sense haver infringit cap norma de conducta d\u2019entre les socialment admeses. Recordem que, en esta mat\u00e8ria, la veu popular arribe al s\u00fammum de la sabiduria quan sent\u00e8ncie que \u00abtrons de cul, rellampecs de me\u2026\u00bb, o que \u00abval m\u00e9s petar que rebentar\u00bb. Per\u00f2 no \u00e9s solament el poble pla qui se n\u2019ocupe, ja que fins i tot ho va fer l\u2019\u00ednclit Don Francisco de Quevedo y Villegas quan, al seu discurs sat\u00edric \u00abGracias y desgracias del ojo del culo\u00bb, posave en boca d\u2019un imaginari fil\u00f2sof esta aseveraci\u00f3: No hay contento en esta vida \/ que se pueda comparar \/ al contento que es cagar; i tamb\u00e9 esta altra: No hay gusto m\u00e1s descansado \/ que despu\u00e9s de haber cagado. Avui m\u2019hai sentit especialment inspirat per a escriure sobre els afers de la part de popa del cos hum\u00e0. I \u00e9s que, regirant per la bibloteca hai desempolsegat la reedici\u00f3 facs\u00edmil d\u2019un delici\u00f3s llibret de borxaca que va ser editat l\u2019any 1901, a Sevilla, per la Administraci\u00f3n de la Biblioteca Humor\u00edstica. Va ser un regal d\u2019una amiga valenciana, coneixedora de la meua innata propensi\u00f3 a bromejar amb les q\u00fcestions escatol\u00f2giques, i recull, entre altres treballs relacionats amb esta tem\u00e0tica, les \u00abGracias y desgracias\u2026\u00bb de l\u2019excels Quevedo, i el delici\u00f3s \u00abDefensa del pedo\u00bb de Don Manuel Mart\u00ed. Un llibre que recomano a aquelles persones disposades a observar la vida sense excessius dramatismes, per a les quals \u00e9s fonamental no perdre mai el sentit de l\u2019humor.<\/p>\n

Publicat a La Comarca<\/em>, columna \u00abViles i gents\u00bb, edici\u00f3 del 9 de mar\u00e7 de 2012.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Viles i Gents :: Literatura escatol\u00f2gica :: March :: 2012<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sovint, un amic meu saragoss\u00e0 proclame als quatre vents que no hi ha plaer m\u00e9s gran a la vida que el fer de ventre. S\u00ed, ja s\u00e9 que \u201cfer de ventre\u201d \u00e9s un eufemisme, per\u00f2 un, quan escriu, mire de ser pol\u00edticament correcte; i quan no ho fa tamb\u00e9. En defensa de tan sorprenent asseveraci\u00f3, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-matarranya","category-viles-i-gents"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8815,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8814\/revisions\/8815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lafranja.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}